matzoballer:

your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi

ladshaw:

this really speaks to me

“WHO THROWS A SANDWICH ON STAGE?!” 

richkidswithnothingbutmoney:

Uu

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

pineappleexpression:

attekari:

macaroons-at-tiffanys:

manraybans:

oldmanstephanie:

jackalsfeast:

himynamesray:

Just your everyday problems.

did he just drop his phone on his fucking baby
done with the infomercials tag

the baby i’m gonna cry

well why the fuck would you touch pasta that was in boiling water?

Reblog again

the girl tho shes all like “o M G jimmy what the fuck did you do my CRAYONS YOU HOESLUT”

x

griffinilla:

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